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Pretty awesome adaptation that allows your mason jars to be anything you want.
$25


OK, if you really have this much trouble with your roommates, you either need to move out or find a different fraternity.
$20


Who said drinking and driving don't mix? Shift up to drunk with this brass shifter slash bottle-opener.
$200


Caffeine may have gone too far. Get your 80mg fix with this drip-bag. From the product page:
"Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion is the same color and consistency of real blood. It has many of the same nutrients of the rubicund liquid we love to consume (iron, protein, electrolytes, and caffeine) and has a delectable fruit punch flavor." --wow.
$4


Satisfy your craving for caffeine and your hunger all without going idle.
$6


Throughout history there have been many legendary couplings - peanut butter & chocolate, oatmeal & raisins, Anthony & Cleopatra. Each of these combinations is magnificent in their own right. None of them can stand up to the truly glorious union between bacon and mayonnaise.
$6


black eye, black sheep, black TACO! Free after 6pm. What makes it any different than the yellow taco? Who cares.
$Free


We live in a golden age of Bacon. Now for those of you too lazy even to cook it--this is your ordinary bacon, cooked down with herbs and spices, pureed and stored it in a jar for easy spreading. Wow.
$12.




Why? Because it's FREE and you get:
+ Your name on a Maker’s Mark barrel. (Etched into a plaque on the front)
+ An opportunity to purchase a bottle of Maker’s Mark from your batch. (And hand dip/seal it)
+ Updates on the aging of your bourbon.
+ Advanced notice of rare, special-release bottles.


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